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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Actor
Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas MannVisitor Rating & Critics For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie
User Rating : 3.6User Percentage : 62 %
User Count Like : 47,550
All Critics Rating : 4
All Critics Count : 110
All Critics Percentage : 15 %
Genres: : Action & Adventure,Comedy
Release: : Jan 25, 2013 Wide
Review For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie
If this long-delayed and blatantly pandering CGI malarkey is anything to go by, Hollywood's current craze for fairy tales isn't going to have a happy ending.Tom Charity-CNN.com
There isn't much to this beyond the poorly staged, rapidly edited violence; the witches, all but devoid of backstory, are basically canvasses for cartoon splatter.
Ben Sachs-Chicago Reader
The movie settles for showers of gore with intermittent moments of spoofiness.
Liam Lacey-Globe and Mail
The whole kidding trope, which you can bet was ordered by McKay and Ferrell, is pretty lame, and defeats the leads' attempts to bring shadings to cardboard cartoon characters.
Richard Corliss-TIME Magazine
At least it puts forth a sound message: Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets -- especially candy that doubles as drywall.
Claudia Puig-USA Today
Eighty-eight minutes of trash.
Bruce Diones-New Yorker
There's no reason in the world for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters not to be good, clean, trashy fun. But it isn't.
Tara Brady-Irish Times
Made in Germany, this raucous adventure merrily refuses to follow the usual Hollywood route of blanding-down a fairy tale for the lowest common denominator (see both Snow White movies last year).
Rich Cline-Contactmusic.com
[A] fast and furious all-action continuation of the classic fairy tale ...
Alan Jones-Radio Times
It's an appalling, insulting and cynical mess from start to finish.
Derek Malcolm-This is London
The picture moves fast and is an efficient enough action-horror, with good effects and plenty of violence, but it's too machine-tooled and perfunctory to make you care.
Henry Fitzherbert-Daily Express
It ends up looking like a witless, cheesy knock-off of the Underworld and Resident Evil movies. They weren't good, and this is worse.
Christopher Tookey-Daily Mail [UK]
Somewhere in here is a good movie. I guess it got lost in the woods.
Alex Zane-Sun Online
Bereft of engaging characters or dialogue, it lurches from one blood-splattered action sequence to the next, even threatening viewers with a sequel at the end.
Ben Rawson-Jones-Digital Spy
It's a film which is so demeaningly bad, so utterly without merit, that there is a kind of purity in its awfulness.
Peter Bradshaw-Guardian [UK]
It takes a fairy tale and plays it for laughs, without being remotely funny.
David Gritten-Daily Telegraph
Dismal action/adventure fantasy that consists of nothing more than a series of badly directed fight sequences and fails to engage on every conceivable level, thanks to poor direction, lacklustre performances and a badly written, frequently idiotic script.
Matthew Turner-ViewLondon
Lacks all sense of magic, of myth, of danger, of humor, of power. A compete and utter all-around disaster...
MaryAnn Johanson-Flick Filosopher
Maybe it wouldn't seem so bad if the plot made a lick of sense...but it doesn't!
Joe Cunningham-HeyUGuys
Gore hounds will relish the sliced appendages count but - with a sharper script - you can't help thinking this could really have cast a spell.
Tim Evans-Sky Movies
There's rarely a moment where you don't feel like there's at least one reel of footage missing.
David Jenkins-Little White Lies
This is no fairytale for kids, but adults are advised to give it a miss too.
Roz Laws-Birmingham Post
Yes, it's utter trash. But if, like me, you've spent weeks sitting through overlong, award-baiting dramas, this gleefully cheesy treat should hit the spot.
Andy Lea-Daily Star
Ironically, despite its lack of humour, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is a film destined to be remembered as a laughing stock.
Ali Gray-TheShiznit.co.uk
At best it's an intermittent assault on the senses but even that's not nearly as fun as it sounds.
Emma Simmonds-The List
There's the occasional reasonable joke, a very game Arterton in leather trousers, and enough gore to make even a Grimm brother shudder.
Siobhan Synnot-Scotsman
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